It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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