You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Edward fifth and chaser hands
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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