No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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