I want to walk on stilts...naked
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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