Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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