Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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