The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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