one might say we're banned from that church
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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