i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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