Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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