In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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