I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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