I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
