I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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