Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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