I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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