I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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