I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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