U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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