Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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