Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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