Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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