Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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