How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
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