Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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