I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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