We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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