tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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