I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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