Define "chronic" masturbator.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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