the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I want to make a zoo with you.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
third nipple confirmed
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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