and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Randomize
