its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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