Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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