You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Randomize
