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Wipe that smile off your face.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
The feeling are messing with the penis
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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