Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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