Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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