yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Be still, my beating vagina.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
