I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
