3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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