did you get engaged???
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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