By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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