i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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