i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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