I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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