Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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