I could make wine with my vomit
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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