Who wears a wallet chain?!
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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