brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
