There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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