I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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