is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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