their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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